Whoa! That’s some pretty crazy stuff you’re saying there, Morpheus!
Whoa! That’s some pretty crazy stuff you’re saying there, Morpheus!
Eddie Izzard on the iTunes Terms and Conditions. I’m sure he’s right about the lawyers, too…
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The dad here is SO what I’d look like in a fallout shelter. My four-year-old daughter probably would in fact be going about business as usual, too, like the daughter in the picture. I don’t think, though, that my wife would be quite as composed as the wife here. —My wife is by far the sanest person in our family.
This grantor index LIES!!!
Observations from the Red Wing Shoes Museum:
Many employers (nowadays at least) would (1) keep re-thinking the location of the strap at monthly meetings, (2) occasionally abolish the strap, (3) occasionally abolish the scissors, and (4) never—heavens, NEVER—be caught NOT replacing the sewing-machine and its table every year or two to Keep Pace with The Latest Technology. Gaaahhh.
Dealing with internet whingers the correct way.
Laughing. Out. Loud.
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What’s terrifying is how uncannily accurate @alanbeattie’s 2008 template “economic crisis” story remains almost four years later. Indeed, it’s outlived whatever the FT’s blog template was back then, which is why I’ve reproduced the text below to make it readable:By reporters everywhere
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This presents a dilemma for Christians on opposite sides of political issues, who need to both remain faithful to their theological/moral/political beliefs and to love other Christians who disagree about those very charged issues. It’s hard to do, but it’s not impossible. And the worst thing that can be done, I think, is to keep using the term “culture wars” against people who disagree with your politics while, in the same breath, claiming you are tired of fighting. I don’t mean to pick on Rachel here, because she is a lovely person who is doing much worth admiring. I get what she’s trying to say, and I have even made these same arguments in the past. But in a post like this, she is taking a fairly clear political position: that evangelical political opposition to gay marriage is wrong. She opposes Amendment One. I agree with that position, but I can’t deny that it is a position, and that it puts me on a “side” of the “culture war.” (Similarly, Matt cannot convincingly claim he’s “not much of a culture warrior” when a significant amount of his work is devoted to energizing a conservative Christian worldview that has political dimensions he cares about passionately.)
For the evangelicals who more to the left, I think it’s better to be honest about that than to try to make the typical liberal move of framing your own position as non-political while blaming the reactionaries for being so mean and political.
Yes please. Mathematically delicious.
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Fractal pancakes. These win.